NO!

awkward….

AH LESS THAN A TERM AND A HALF LEFT OF SCHOOL BEFORE LES EXAMENS.

I’m shitting myself.

Trying to calm myself by watching consecutive Harry Potter. It seems to be working.

I am hoping to do the IB in sixth form;

Need A*s before I cry hahaaa…

I’m kidding, As and Bs are good. A*s are just better.

THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

AH, L’EXAM DE L’ECONOMIE EST TRES DIFFICILE PARCE QUE C’EST BEAUCOUP DE … umm … whats french for writing?

I figured I hadn’t written anything in a while and thought that maybe I should brain vomit.

Ellie x

*mumble*

Hey,

So literally the funniest thing in the world happened to me today and I need to share it. I have a feeling its gonna be one of those ‘you had to be there’ stories but its still hilarious.

My best friend is Amy and she is the most wonderful creature, partly for the fact that she’s crazy, partly for the fact her laugh is hysterical and partly for the fact that she does the stupidest things in the world ever.

This time, we were in Amy’s kitchen, eating squirty cream straight from the can, as you do, and Amy took a mouthful. She then started laughing, lent forward slightly and, almost as if in slow motion, the cream fell from her mouth, and splattered in an almost cartoon like way on her floor. For a second, we were silent. Then I saw the expression on her face of shock, and burst into complete hysterics. Stumbling, I had to lean on the side to stop myself falling over. If you did not laugh, you are crazy.

I can still imagine that moment of the cream falling to her floor and still choke a little with laughter.

That is all.

Ellie x